Happy Hour

“No bees, no honey; no work, no money,” goeth the proverb. Since this greatest of necessary evils known as Work afflicts most of us at some point or another in our lives, thank goodness some brilliant person invented Happy Hour, an affordable way to effectively drown one’s secular sorrows until they stop kicking. But not all happy hours are created equal. To earn Under the Table approval, a happy hour has to have some meat on its bones, with drink AND eat specials that will not only help you unwind when the whistle blows, but can stand in as a very enjoyable dinner, just in case you don’t have the energy to drag yourself home afterwards and whip up a roasted lamb or even so much as a batch of Trader Joe’s taquitos.

Downtown

Carafe

Clyde Common

Departure

Driftwood Room

East India Company

El Gaucho

Heathman Hotel

Jake’s Grill

Kenny & Zuke’s

Living Room Theater

Nel Centro

Pazzo Ristorante

Portland City Grill

Saucebox

Southpark Seafood Grill & Bar

The Original Dinerant

Three Degrees

Typhoon

Urban Farmer

Northeast

Ciao Vito

Pambiche

Pour Wine Bar

Siam Society

Tabla Bistro

Tin Shed

Northwest

23 Hoyt

50 Plates

Andina

Bar Dué/Fratelli

Bar Mingo

Basta’s

Bluehour

Bridgeport Brewpub

Cafe Nell

Cha Taqueria

Davis Street Tavern

Gilt Club

Lucy’s Table

Meriwether’s

Metrovino

Park Kitchen

Ping

Ringside Steakhouse

Seres

Serratto

Silk

Teardrop Lounge

North

820 Lounge

Lincoln

Mint

Pizza Fino

Trebol

Southeast

Bar Avignon

Beaker & Flask

Biwa

Bridgeport Alehouse

clarklewis

Doug Fir

La Calaca Comelona

La Merde

Nostrana

Sapphire Hotel

The Farm Cafe

Three Doors Down

Victory Bar

Southwest