Jake’s Famous Crawfish

Screen Shot 2013-08-02 at 12.22.26 PMOysters and old money make a lovely couple, and you’ll find this well-heeled duo fraternizing at this perpetually popular drawing room-esque downtown landmark. Mostly sourced from the Pacific Northwest, the bivalves on the half shell range from $14-$16 a half dozen, and also make an appearance on the twice daily happy hour menu in the form of the $2.95 oyster shooters. Order a bottle of champagne, loosen your ascot/slip off your Prada loafers, and exchange details about your Gearhart beach houses with your equally posh companions as you sip and slurp. Note to the single and searching: From what I can tell, this is the place to hang out with your oysters and bare ring finger if your Mom’s been pressuring you to marry a doctor or lawyer.