What’s that? You’re in the doghouse again, and that super-sized drugstore chocolate sampler you plied her/him with last time wasn’t well received? You need to upgrade your taste in chocolate, and fast. Fortunately, you live in Portland, home to numerous brilliant and original chocolatiers and passionate purveyors of high-quality fruits of the cacao tree. Yes, a box of Sahagun’s luscious bittersweet chocolate encapsulated caramels might be just the thing to placate your angry honey bun. Unless your heinous crime was stealing and devouring their stash of Xocolatl de Davíd Raleigh Bars, in which case, best of luck patching that one up. Godspeed, and here is a map to help you find your peace offering. For a bit more info on my greatest local chocolate loves, click here.