Donuts & Bagels
Nothing numbs the pain of an early morning client meeting like a box of magical Voodoo doughnuts, and extra points for creativity and class clown comic relief if you also wear your “The Magic is in the Hole” Voodoo wunderpants over your trousers to said meeting. Everyone loves a doughnut, and most people are pretty fond of bagels too, so fortunately our fair city has plenty of both. Plain, raised, old-fashioned, just the hole, sprinkled with grape Kool-Aid, made in front of your eyes in a little red shack, boiled and slathered with cream cheese and lox–foods with a hole are oh-so-satisfying, and within easy reach. Just use this map to get to the nearest source of holey spirit. Or, read my research notes to find your holey foods match made in heaven.